Hey, I'm Derek. I like video games and spend way too much time on the internet. Aspiring game artist/animator/designer/whatever.
Steam: ColeTrain
League of Legends: colonelearth
anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending
its NOT a happy ending, for a majority of women. Having kids, especially for women, is an intrinsic biological desire. If you are a person who genuinely has no desire for kids or god forbid dislikes kids, that is an anomaly - you might have some trauma or mental/emotional hangups that you have to work out of, or you could be autistic or some other thing. But Its not normal to not want kids. Living childless does and will make women miserable. Dying without kids in, in fact, a bad ending for the vast majority of women.
there is something so deeply wrong with you baby girl
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
‘But the app stores–’
Fuck you, the app is hot garbage, revert the site to something that can be viewed on a regular mobile web browser and get rid of all the dashboard sillystring that no one asks for/everyone goes out of their way to circumvent as much as possible.
the nature of social media during the second weekend of june is that people will just make posts going “this looks like shit” “ugh, how pathetic” “there he is, the prince of lies” with zero context and you just have to piece together that todd howard is on stage somewhere talking about video games
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
My robot GF runs windows 95 so this is very easy. Hell, sometimes we don’t even make it to the sex before I’m having to ctrl-alt-delete her.
fun fact: why I wrote this shitpost, I had a windows 95 VM running upstairs on my computer. I didn’t know it at the time, but it had already bluescreened.
Indie horror games are either like “You’re on a submarine because you were sent to explore a mysterious pit in the ocean floor and you slowly realize you weren’t meant to resurface” or “Mr. Scrubkus is gonna get you!!!!! Don’t let him get you!!!!” And Mr. Scrubkus is the one everyone talks about
